BT: No one's going to fall for this cyber-shenanigan. It's obviously been doctored. All you did was cut, mirror, and paste the frog and beard from yours to mine.
Pfff...and leave your snarky grin? If this were REAL photoshop, everybody knows I couldn't have stopped at just putting a frog in your mouth. You'd have hot pink sideburns or one lazy eye or some kind of ghost-like image wafting in the background. I have a tendency to overdo stuff like that. No, people can only know this pic is legit.
I knew Em and JW would be fast friends from the minute they met, but . . . killing innocent frogs while taking pictures of the murder is past simply an oral fixation neurosis; it borders on the macabre.
BT: I actually do have sort of a lazy eye. Eyelid, at least. One of them is permanently less open than the other. The pic is legit. 2 legit.
JG: Not without laughter. Most people's list of possible diseases to catch from my mouth would have run the full gamut. The fact that yours stops at syphilis betrays you for what you are--a wellspring of kindness.
S&M: Considering the phases of fixation, perhaps its best the frog got the oral treatment.
I'm pretty sure the frog died from the bath water and not our saliva. I know enough stupid high school kids who tried to ask people to the dance filling bathtubs with goldfish to know that all the fish will die in the shampoo-laced porcelain. Little Humper didn't have a chance.
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It's pretty impressive what can be done with Photoshop these days.
BT: No one's going to fall for this cyber-shenanigan. It's obviously been doctored. All you did was cut, mirror, and paste the frog and beard from yours to mine.
Pfff...and leave your snarky grin? If this were REAL photoshop, everybody knows I couldn't have stopped at just putting a frog in your mouth. You'd have hot pink sideburns or one lazy eye or some kind of ghost-like image wafting in the background. I have a tendency to overdo stuff like that. No, people can only know this pic is legit.
entering stubb's mouth = quickest way to contract syphilis
I knew Em and JW would be fast friends from the minute they met, but . . . killing innocent frogs while taking pictures of the murder is past simply an oral fixation neurosis; it borders on the macabre.
BT: I actually do have sort of a lazy eye. Eyelid, at least. One of them is permanently less open than the other. The pic is legit. 2 legit.
JG: Not without laughter. Most people's list of possible diseases to catch from my mouth would have run the full gamut. The fact that yours stops at syphilis betrays you for what you are--a wellspring of kindness.
S&M: Considering the phases of fixation, perhaps its best the frog got the oral treatment.
I'm pretty sure the frog died from the bath water and not our saliva. I know enough stupid high school kids who tried to ask people to the dance filling bathtubs with goldfish to know that all the fish will die in the shampoo-laced porcelain. Little Humper didn't have a chance.
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