I love that the sleeves on this dress were ever-so-discretely altered to be garment appropriate. It would be such a shame for threads like these to collect dust in a closet somewhere. Pink really is your color, Butt Taco. Sorry, I like the full name better. It goes well with your garb. Have you considered posting this on a singles website?
Oh, SweetWife, where do your loyalties lie? I've considered posting it on LDSsingles.com as many of my friends like to meet older, more pathetic women than me on there. It would only be appropriate that my screen name be Butt Taco. Oh the calls and winks would come a-rolling!
And actually, the sleeves came in all their gaudy glory as-is for 4 dollars in the Layton Savers and my little brother found the shoes two aisles over. The back was garment inappropriate and didn't zip up all the way so I wore a delightful off-white shirt underneath the dress to complete the prom package. My friends got a kick out of this, mostly because 90% were not LDS and still find garments as strange and bewildering, a hot topic of conversation considering I flash mine everytime I bend over and my shirts come up on the back because my torso was built 3 feet longer than most women. I'm sorry, am I still talking about myself?
S&M, you're mistaken, this is B-A-R-B-I-E. LSD Barbie, she didn't make it passed marketing. I think sweet BT misread the label and thought she was imitating LDS Barbie. It's O.K. though, we all know how lovely she is under the make-up (I was going to say under the dress, but I thought that might shed a whole new light on the tent night sleep over).
I love Em's get-up (I can see you rolling your eyes as I type this, Sharon). Although, my pink is never usually that hideous. Thanks for fixing the pictures Em.
Sweetwife, LSD pink? No such thing. In the 60's we had certain standards and (as Jen well knows)"Barbie" and "pink" were tossed into our "dirty" word category along with "capitalism." Jen is one of the only assistants who never got fired. But she came close when she'd choose pink paper for the scribblers. Though the worst was the pink Fettuccine sauce she cooked us for dinner once. Ha. Though after I put on the blindfold, it tasted pretty good. But, I love the rooster pictures, since I've always wanted a Native American headdress just like that to wear dancing around the drums. Notice where Em placed her picture in the row of pics? Freudian?
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BT, I can't believe I wasted 30 years of my life not seeing that picture of you in the pink dress.
If I die today, 'twere alright by me.
I love that the sleeves on this dress were ever-so-discretely altered to be garment appropriate. It would be such a shame for threads like these to collect dust in a closet somewhere. Pink really is your color, Butt Taco. Sorry, I like the full name better. It goes well with your garb. Have you considered posting this on a singles website?
Oh, SweetWife, where do your loyalties lie? I've considered posting it on LDSsingles.com as many of my friends like to meet older, more pathetic women than me on there. It would only be appropriate that my screen name be Butt Taco. Oh the calls and winks would come a-rolling!
And actually, the sleeves came in all their gaudy glory as-is for 4 dollars in the Layton Savers and my little brother found the shoes two aisles over. The back was garment inappropriate and didn't zip up all the way so I wore a delightful off-white shirt underneath the dress to complete the prom package. My friends got a kick out of this, mostly because 90% were not LDS and still find garments as strange and bewildering, a hot topic of conversation considering I flash mine everytime I bend over and my shirts come up on the back because my torso was built 3 feet longer than most women. I'm sorry, am I still talking about myself?
I'm sorry, Don't take this the wrong way. But you look like a giant bottle of Pepto Bismo.
Well, OK. It's just so Jen-Pink as in, Wow, it's just so . . . stinking pink. (Is this some sort of an identiy chrisis? Remember, you're E-M-I-L-Y.)
S&M, you're mistaken, this is B-A-R-B-I-E. LSD Barbie, she didn't make it passed marketing. I think sweet BT misread the label and thought she was imitating LDS Barbie. It's O.K. though, we all know how lovely she is under the make-up (I was going to say under the dress, but I thought that might shed a whole new light on the tent night sleep over).
I love Em's get-up (I can see you rolling your eyes as I type this, Sharon). Although, my pink is never usually that hideous. Thanks for fixing the pictures Em.
Jen, I will send you pictures soon, I swear. They may have to come in installments of emails, though, because they are plentiful.
Sweetwife, LSD pink? No such thing. In the 60's we had certain standards and (as Jen well knows)"Barbie" and "pink" were tossed into our "dirty" word category along with "capitalism." Jen is one of the only assistants who never got fired. But she came close when she'd choose pink paper for the scribblers. Though the worst was the pink Fettuccine sauce she cooked us for dinner once. Ha. Though after I put on the blindfold, it tasted pretty good. But, I love the rooster pictures, since I've always wanted a Native American headdress just like that to wear dancing around the drums. Notice where Em placed her picture in the row of pics? Freudian?
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