7/9/08

4th of July--White Kittens and Chainsaws.

I'm glad to have friends who hop in the car--without thinking--at midnight to help Megan and me run disaster kittens to a drop box at a Humane society. I'm glad I have that kind of a daughter. It's late on a long holiday. Em and I are sitting around a fire, and she's telling me some fascinating mystical story when I see a white kitten through the smoke--sitting perfectly still--watching us. I'm sure it's not real; it's a flashback spirit-guide from Peyote dreams of long ago, but it whines and moves. I pick it up to find its twin sulking in the shadows (marking in my mind the spot where Em needs to finish her story). They're tiny and hungry and look like they've been beaten up by raccoons, so I know what's going to happen when Megan sees them. I automatically go to the garage to cut air holes in a box. Then, we three leave son-Taylor, Jessica, and Ben and drive 15 miles over construction roads to help two mutilated kittens. Em sticks out her hand to pet white guard dogs, who happily jump in the open car door after we wouldn't let them eat the kittens. It's even later now, but time has evaporated, so we buy soda and ice cream at an all-night truck stop. For some reason, it's the best ice cream in the world.
Lil' Emily Pew, does this justify having Ben let Em practice with the chainsaw? Who knows? Yes, it's possible we'll see her name in lights for the next Chainsaw Massacre movie. But she wins heavy points for just being there, supporting Megan's thin-skinned heart--without questioning--and for being who she is (WHATEVER that is).

6 comments:

Emily G said...

Hahaha, I'm going to choose not to take offense to "whatever THAT is" and say it was a pleasure to accompany you and Megan on our midnight mission.

But don't forget we left to .9 mm pistols on your Pinochle table before taking off. That gives the story even more dimension.

Emily G said...

to = two

S.Morgan said...

I didn't want to mention that Taylor had brought his .9 mm pistol along with Parker's pistol(who's on mission to Mexico now)--hence my elevated stress levels--, nor that I watched him STANDING in the canoe (pistol loaded) while Ben rowed him towards the fat beaver downstream, which I have decided not to kill--hence the two rolls of wire to wrap around my trees we kept tripping over on my porch. All in all, I thought it one insane weekend with highlighted moments. But I want the end of your story! Plus, do you realize we never got to REALLY talk or see our movies, etc.? Come back up soon.

S.Morgan said...

OK, I,myself, tripped over the wire on my deck--not the trees. Let's agree to make mistakes on this blog and LEAVE them.
I want to talk about PhD programs.

Emily G said...

Hahaha! I blogged about the weekend myself. Read it. I borrowed shamelessly from your pictures. I will come up again soon.

Unknown said...

There's no way I would touch that chainsaw. I hate spinning blades. I'd rather you shot one of your guns at me. I'd rather a bullet hit me than a chainsaw touched me for a second!

And I like the idea of you playing Pinochle with guns on the table.